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Sunday morning, on the way back from the supermarket:

Me: "I watched the first 50 minutes of 30 Days of Night and I couldn’t finish it because I was too scared!"

D: "What’s it about?"

Me: "Well, it takes place in this town in Alaska at a time when there’s no sun for an entire month. And there are these nasty vampires that come into town and start raiding people’s jugulars. There’s no stopping them because there’s no sun so they can feast for a whole month."

D: "Now that’s a bit concerning… Wouldn’t the vampires experience any fatigue?" 

Me: "Yes, other side effects may include drowsiness, nausea, dizziness, blurred vision and sexual dysfunction."

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