I’d bring my pillow on a desert island

D: "You wouldn’t last a day in the wild!"

Me: "How do you know?"

D: "I just know."

Me: "Oh, and you would?"

D: "Doh!"

Me: "How would you survive and I wouldn’t?"

D: "I would hunt for food, you would just pick mushrooms and spinach. I see myself chasing an antelope with a spear in my hand… Like a cheetah… Whoosh! Fast like the wind!"

5 minutes later:

D: "Hunny have you seen my cozy pillow case?"

And I stood there and wondered: would a antelope-chasing cheetah ask for his blankie? I reckon NOT!

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