D: "You wouldn’t last a day in the wild!"
Me: "How do you know?"
D: "I just know."
Me: "Oh, and you would?"
Me: "How would you survive and I wouldn’t?"
D: "I would hunt for food, you would just pick mushrooms and spinach. I see myself chasing an antelope with a spear in my hand… Like a cheetah… Whoosh! Fast like the wind!"
5 minutes later:
D: "Hunny have you seen my cozy pillow case?"
And I stood there and wondered: would a antelope-chasing cheetah ask for his blankie? I reckon NOT!