à la Seinfeld conversation

This took place a few weeks ago while D was having a snack.

Me: Don’t put the plate on the couch. It’s been in the fridge, you know…

D: So?

Me: Maybe it’s dirty. [I was thinking it could stain the couch].

D: I’m telling you: if I had to lick the couch or inside our refrigerator, I would choose the refrigerator.

Doesn’t this sound like a conversation from Seinfeld?

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