A handyman I am

D is installing some shelves in a small room where he’s going to keep his tools. heavy stuff, mind you, like a tonne of screws and nails and a billion screwdrivers and other stuffs I don’t know the name of. I’m just hanging around, watching and every once in a while sharing bits of my infinite wisdom.

 

D: … and I’ll just need one more screw to keep this shelf from falling.

Me: Or… you could just use some duct tape to keep them together.

D: [looking at me almost saying “did that really just come out of your mouth, woman?”] Go away!

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