D: I actually agree with her. It’s a private thing.
Me: Come on, so is showing your boobs to a doctor, but that doesn’t bring about half as many issues.
D: Sooo… How often do you show your boobs to the doctor?! And wait! Are we talking doctor doctor or PhD doctor here?
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who’s coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I’m here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Ross: And I’m Doctor Ross Geller.
Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here.
Something tells me I won’t be taken seriously if, after I get my PhD, I’ll introduce myself as dr. Alexandra…