The scene: talking about juicers and the fact that robust, stainless steel ones are the best, as opposed to smaller, flimsy ones that break apart after spewing three cups of carrot juice.
Me: The big ones are the best!
[Three seconds of silence]
Me (realising what I’ve just said): Okay, fine. I’ll say it. That’s what she said!
D (laughing): Ha ha! It didn’t even occur to me…
Sometimes I surprise myself.





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