Since I don’t watch TV at all, the first time I found out about Kim Kardashian was when I saw some nude pictures of hers from the W magazine a few days ago. The first expression on my face after seeing her silver paint covered butt was a mixture of “ewwww” and “oh! the horror!” but at the same time I just couldn’t avert my eyes, it was like seeing a car crash on the freeway – I didn’t like it but I just. couldn’t. look. away…
I’m not going to get into why the public demands or why the media gives these multi-headed Hydras of Narcissism yet more attention. It makes me question the sanity and sustainability of America more than anything else as it slowly sets the base of an imminent intellectual Chernobyl disaster.
What I will point out is the fact that as a woman, I find Kim’s body utterly unappealing, borderline ridiculous. I know men and women have different tastes in terms of what type of female figure they like – most women want to be supermodel skinny despite the fact that men want them with a bit of meat on their bones. I am aware of this, which is why I am very curious to know men’s opinion on the matter – guys, do you like Kim’s tushie? [This use of “tushie” HAS GOT to be the biggest euphemism ever used!]
Don’t get me wrong, though, I think a curvy bod’ is extremely sexy, and I do not, under any circumstance advocate twiggy, anorexic silhouettes. However a beautiful figure should be harmonious and balanced, regardless if it’s skinny, muscular or curvy. Now you tell me, how can a 20 lbs ass on a (so she says) 117 lbs body be graceful? It’s like attaching a cherry on a toothpick and calling it aerodynamic.
Maybe I’m overreacting, and she doesn’t look as bad in real life, but that picture from W is just awful! And the gray paint was a wrong move, W people! It makes her back look even more like an elephant’s.