Basically because I discovered this little gem. And because when you discover a good show like that and whoa! there’s two seasons of it, you just have to marathon it. So I did. It is hi-la-ri-ous!
My favorite character? Phil Dunphy, of course. He just blows my mind.
In nature fathers are known to eat their young. Is it because they’re delicious? No. It’s because they want to give their female – bear, giraffe, what have you, the honeymoon they never had. Just to be clear, I’m not condoning eating your kids, but I sure as heck know why giraffes do it.
You can insult a lot of things about me – my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises – but don’t insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don’t see it? That’s because I just sold it!