You carry your big-ass umbrella with you because your iPhone Weather App says 70% chance of rain but not a drop of water hits the grounds. Bonus suckiness if you forget your umbrella at Starbucks. You leave your umbrella at home and get caught in one of those apocalyptic downpours and everything you’re wearing up...
Category Archives: Life, universe and everything[I am paraphrasing] D: The lids on these plastic coffee cups are pretty sturdy. Me: I sense a good story behind that sentence. Go on, tell me. D: Well, it happens very frequently when I go to work – I have to somehow juggle a cup of scolding coffee, a muffin, watching a TV show... |




